School Bag Bhi Le Jao
Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha..
Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief :
Mera school bag bhi le jao warna main mommy, papa ko utha dunga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 729 views
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