Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye?
Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di.
Maa: Aisa kyon?
Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 973 views
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I asked my new girlfriend
what sort of books she is interested in.
She said: Cheque books
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
MOM: Beta insan ki jaan kahan sy nikalti hai?
SON: Khirki sy?
MOM: Woh kaisay?
SON:Kal jab aap ny Bel di tou Papa ny sath wali
Aunty sy kaha
" JAAN TUM KHIRKI SY NIKAL JAO".
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Special English shayari
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali of
mehbuba with very zor-
shor,
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‘The janaza of aashiq is
nikla from the gali
of mehbuba with very
zor-shor,
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The mehbuba jhaaki
from the door & boli
Mar gaya haramkhor.. :p
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Rita: AcHanak hi tum bacHat krne lagi Ho.
Gita: Ha yaHi mere pati ki akHari kwaHis tHi, dubte samay ve yaHi keH raHe tHe "BACHAO BACHAO"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.
"She is Kidding"
Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
True Story Of A Married Man :
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Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch
Is Tarah Paa Raha Hoon,
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Maang Poori Karte Karte,
Maang Maang Ke Kha Raha Hoon..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho …
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y? Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)