Bacho ke bap
A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say
to his wife leaving for the office : `Good bye Char
Bacchon ki Maa` .
One day his wife fed up of this answered : ` Bye
Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap`.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2368 views
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