Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai
Jab meri Biwi Bolti hai to mujhe Kuch Sunai nahi
deta
Dr: Ye Bimari nahi hai Aalah ki Maherbani hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2511 views

Draving a jeep

Sardar Was Driving A Jeep In Jungle
Tourist:
If Lion Comes Very Close To Us
Then How Can We Escape?
Sardar Jee :
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A pathan child was weeping.

A pathan child was weeping. Teacher asked what happened.
Child replied, “Our school bell has broken.”

Teacher said, “Why r u weeping?”
Child replied,” How school will off now?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bus conductor

Aik pathan Amma rozana bus my conductor ko kaju or badam khany ko dia karti thi.

conductor : Amma ap mujhy roz kaju, baam khany ko kiyo deti hi.?

Amma : Mere dant to rahy nai beta sirf choos k phenkna acha nai lagta . socha kisi k pait me hi chaly jaen

hahahahahaaaaaa....

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Be Afraid If You Annoy This Husband

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police ne Sardar ko pkr lia

Police ne Sardar ko pkr lia

Police: tm ne 20 aadmi kese maray ?

Sardar: Bus Ji main gaddi tez chala reya c, jadon main brake laye,
te pata laga ke brekaan e fail ne,
fer main samney vekhya te 1 pasay 2 banday ja raye c
te dujay pasay 1 baraat ja rai si

Hun tusi dasso main gaddi kiddar maarda?

Police Officers: jis taraf 2 admi c thora nuqsan honda!

Sardar: Main v ehi sochya si par jadon main ona wal gaddi morri te o nus k barat vich varr gya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)