Teacher Gusse Se Bacho Ko
Teacher Gusse Se Bacho Ko Jhad Raha Tha.
Teacher: “Agar Koi Ladka Aaj Ke Bad Girls Section Gaya To 1st Time Rs.100 Fine Hoga Or 2nd Time 200 & 3rd Time 500 Hoga.”
Pappu Ye Sunkar Bola: “Sir Monthly Package Ke Kya Charges Hai?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 761 views
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Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
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girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
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MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 aurat Coma main chali gai
shohar murda samajh kar dafnane chala.
Raste main janaza khambey se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.
...1 haftey baad aurat phir chal basi.
Sab log kalma parhte huwe ja rahe the
lakin shohar ki zuban pe 1 hi baat thi
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"Khamba dekh k Oye
Khamba dekh k :-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Intelligent Sardar
All Scientists Fail 2 Answer This
But Sardar Rocks
Q:-Which Liquid Thng Turns Solid On Heating?
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Ans:- BESAN K PAKORAY.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti, To Tumhain 2 Din main Sudhaar Deti...
Student: Main 2,3 din Main Abbu se Mashwara Kar k Batata Hon! :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl:
Jab tumhe meri yaad ati hai to tum kya karte
ho..?
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Boy:
Main tumhari favorite icecream kha leta hu aur
tum?
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GIRL:
Main GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Purani Kahawat Hai Ki..
Sote Waqt Koi Tension Le Kar Nahi Sona Chaiye
Fir Bhi..
Hum Aapko Yaad Kar Ke Sote Hai...
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor: Meray pass aap k liay aik bad news and aik bohat bad news hai.
Patient: Well, pahilay bad news batain.
Doctor: lab k test results k baad aap 24 hours aur zinda rahain gay.
Patient: 24 HOURS!!! Aur bohat bad news?
Doctor: Mai aap ko 24 hours se talaash kar raha tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha
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Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht "I love you"
ke msgs arahe hain !
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Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya
hon eslie !
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan s.b Aap k Ghar larka Peda Hua Hai PATHAN:= O mera “KHUDA” Yeh Kiasa
Technology Hai, B.V Mera Hospital Me Hi Or Bacha Ghar peda Hua hy..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)