Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,
Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha, Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.
Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho.
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