Kamal Ki Cheez
Pathan: Is TV Ki Kiya Qeemat Hai.?
Salesman: 1 Lakh..
Pathan: Q Is Me Kiya Khas Baat Hai.?
Salesman: Light Chali Jaye Gi to
Ye Automatic Off ho jayega..
Pathan: Kamal Ki Cheez Hai Yaar,
Is Ko Pack Ker Do :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1671 views
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