Hik sardar ek ladki de naal physical relation badade janda paya si, and ladki ne kaha”Ruk jao sardar ji, warna main apni jaan de dungi” Gusse me Sardar ne kaha, “jaan de dena par kisi de kam na aana”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1066 views

Ek Tha Tiger

Kya time aa gaya hai..
Boys ke liye film bani to
” Ek Tha Tiger” =)
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Girls ka number aaya to
“Ek thi daayan” =P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A SAD LOV STORY

A SAD LOV STORY

1 student ko apni clasfelw se payr ho gya.Us ne usy prpose kiya lekin larki ne inkar kr diya 0r teacher ko cmplain kar di.teacher ne danta 0r 1 week k liye class se nikal diya.jab larka 1 week baad wapis class main gaya tu larki ko us se lov ho gaya.larki ne us ki kitab pe likha”i m sorry & i lov u too.” larky ne koi respnc na diya..isi tarah 4 saal guzar gay..

Moral:STUDENT KBI KITAB HI NAI KH0LTAY:-

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pakistan ka Jhanda

Teacher to pathan:
batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se
pehle kahan lehraya gya?
Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:
Hawa mei…. :-

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

A Very Insulting Parrot

This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."

She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.

"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."

The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"

The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."

So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.

Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.

She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"

The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."

Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.

The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.

When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

This Is Sardarney

Sardarji Went To Party
And Introduced His Family To His Friends

I Am Sardar And This Is Sardarney
This Is My Kid And This Is My Kidney

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)