An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What`s he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views

Sardar 1: Why we drink water?

Sardar 1: Why we drink water?

Sardar 2: I don’t know.

Sardar 1: Silly person we drink water because we can’t eat it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha

Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe
kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar
lena!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Din kam or Income

Old man marries a young girl. One
person asks the girl, "What did you
see in him for marriage?"
Girl: firstly his "In-come", secondly his
"Din-kam" (less days).

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Mujhe 1000 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Office Ja Rha Tha

SARDAR:
Office Ja Rha Tha.

Biwi Pyar Se Boli:
See U In The Evening.

SARDAR Gusse Se:
Dhamki Kise De Rhi Hai,
Mai B Tujhe Dekh Loonga.”:

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)