Santa ne chalenge kiya.

Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"

Saare news wale waha pahuch gye....

Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 938 views
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