Husband : Janu Tumhari Neck Pe Ajeeb si Cheez Lagi Hui Hai Jisy Dekh Kar Khoof Ata Hai
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Wife : Vo kya ???

Husband : Tumhara Mun!! ;p ;D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 908 views

tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai..?

Banta: tujhe apna laptop bada karwana hai..?

Santa: Haan yaar..

Banta: to fir Isme se
window nikalwa ke darvaja fit karva le..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost:Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par
Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Munnabhain and circuit

Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.



Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Suhagrat Pe Dulhe Ne

Suhagrat Pe Dulhe Ne Bade Hi Romantic Andaaj Se Dulhan Ko Bola.

Dulha: “May I Kiss You Darling ?”
Dulhan Sharmate Hue Boli: “Hamne To Kabhi Gairon Ko Bhi Mana Nahi Kiya, Aap To Phir Bhi Apne Ho Ji“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mareez

Marez:doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay or ab to danto main kerah bhi lag gya hay.bataye doctor sahib main kya karon?

Doctor….aap aik mahn tak ras or chay lein is ke alawa kuch na khayein .

Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras& khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar

kere ko acha na laga,foran bahir nikal kar kehne laga

Uncle aj ras nahi hay kya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)