Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein

Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

Dost:Kiun?

Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par
Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views
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