Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost:Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par
Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja.
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