I Have Already Seen That Movie
Sardar: I Saw My Wife Going To Movie With Watchman
Friend:Didn’t U Follow Them?
Sardar: No Yaar, I Have Already Seen That Movie
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views
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