Bring seperate bills
Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
.. Boy: I Love U
.. Girl: I dont Love U
.. Boy: Think again?
.. Girl: I told u No
.. Boy: Waiter,Bring seperate bills for us. Girl : i Love u 2
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 773 views
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