Us k Baazoo Thay

Us k Baazoo Thay,
Mere Kandhon Par,Or Wo Be-Naqaab Thii...,

Haaaayyyyyeee

Kya Guzri Raat, yaro.
Ghazab Ka Khuwab Thaa...

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