Mareez
Marez:doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay or ab to danto main kerah bhi lag gya hay.bataye doctor sahib main kya karon?
Doctor….aap aik mahn tak ras or chay lein is ke alawa kuch na khayein .
Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras& khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar
kere ko acha na laga,foran bahir nikal kar kehne laga
Uncle aj ras nahi hay kya.
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