1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho rhi thi
1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho
rhi thi,Wo manat mangny
gay whan uski maa gum gayi.
Molvi bola wah Raba tari
khudai,
“Apni tay LABI ni Abbay di
v Gawai”
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 2056 views
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