A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip
and told his wife that he had lost their entire
fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter
their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire
the chef."
"Okay," she said. "and if you learn how to make
love, we can fire the gardener."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 915 views

1 Amma Bus Conductar ko

1 Amma

Bus Conductar ko Roz Kaju or Badaam Khanay ko deti thi.

Conductar: AMMA, aap mujhe Roz ye Kyun deti ho?

Amma: Beta, Daant to rahe nahi, Choos kar Phenk dena Theek Nahi Lagta...:i hai.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student life

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
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Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

U AGREEEEE

U AGREEEEE??????

Ager ake teacher sub subjects nahi teach ker sekthi tho ;
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HOW are STUDENTS spouse to learn all of them at the same time

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Bache Ki Awaz Record Kar Rah Hu

Pathan 1: Oye Kia Kar Rahe Ho?

Pathan 2: Apne 1 Sal K Bache Ki Awaz Record Kar Rah Hu

Pathan 1: Wo Q?

Pathan 2: Wo Jab Bara Hojaye Ga Us Se Iska Matlab Puchun Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)