A wealthy man came
A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip
and told his wife that he had lost their entire
fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter
their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire
the chef."
"Okay," she said. "and if you learn how to make
love, we can fire the gardener."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 854 views
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