Bachelors prayer
Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey
Hare murari,miley kuvari
Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan
Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.
by A. Sami (few years ago!) / 524 views
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