Ek choha sharab ke glass main
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy
yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy
k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 815 views
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Example Of Chor Ki Daadi Mein Tinka
Pappu Apni Wife Se – Suno ghar ka sara saman
chupa do…. Mera ek dost aa raha hai….
Wife – Aisa kyun, Woh chura lenge kya….
Pappu - Arey nahi yaar pehchan lega…
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Ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha
logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?
sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.
logo ne pucha: q kia hua?
sardar bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,”kis se bat kr rhe ho?”sab bolte hein
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“TERI BHABHI SE”……….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?
BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
MURGA TO MURGI. . I love u jaan. main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon, .
MURGI: haye Allah sachi, . MURGA: haan .
MURGI: chal phir aaj anda tu de=
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Teacher: tum ro Q rahe ho?
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or papa unko BILLI,
mujhe samjh nhi aata ki main PILLA hu ya BILLA??
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