Ullu aur shohar main kya Farq hota hai?

Shohar ko asani se Ullu banaya ja sakta hai…

jabki, Ullu itna ullu bhi nahi hota ke Shohar ban jaye!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 932 views

Pathan Judge

Judge:
Tum Teesri Bar Adalat Me Aarhe Ho,
Tumhe Sharam Nahi Aati?

Pathan: Tum Roz Aata Hai,T
Tumko Aati Hai Kya??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

English Teacher

English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tabhi Pathan Ghar Late Pahunchta Hai

Pathan Bus Stop Per Khade Kisi Aadmi Se Puchta Hai.

Pathan: “Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazar Kon Si Bus Jayegi?”

Aadmi: “21 No.”

4 Ghante Baad Wo Aadmi Wapis Aaya To Dekha Pathan Udhar Hi Khada Thha”

Admi Bola: “Kya Hua Khan Sahab Aap Gaye Nahi Abhi Tak?”

Pathan: “Bas Yaar, 18 Bus Guzar Gayi Hai Do 2 Aur Guzar Jayein To 21 Number Aa Jayegi To Ham Jayenge“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tm to hr saal Pregnant hoti

'Lady Dr: Tm to hr saal Pregnant hoti thi ab 3 saal hogye koi khuskhabri nhi.
Q....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

3 Dost rehte the

1 Building k 100th Floor par 3 Dost rehte the.

1 din Lift khrab thi, Unhon ne Sirrhiyon se uper janey ka faisla kiya.
Boriyat se bachney k liye ye Decide kiya k

1st Friend kisi Jung ki story sunaye ga,
2nd koi Funny story, aur
3rd koi Sad story.

1st ne Jung ki story sunai aur 50 floor tak pohanch gaye,
2nd ne Funny story sunai aur wo 99 floor tak pohanch gaye,

Phir 3rd Sad story sunaty houy rony lga aur kaha k GADI DI CHABI FLAT VICH REH GAI A :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)