pathan & new car
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:
Aur Drive Pe Nikla.
Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.
Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?
Pathan: Full Kar Do.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 910 views
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