Sardar
Sardar ky duno kaan jal gaye thay
Doctor: Sardar Ji Apky kaan kaise jal gaye?
Sardar: O jee, mai kapray Estri ka raha tha, ke ki Call agayi, mai jaldi mai Phone ki Jagah Estri Kaan ko laga li
Doctor: Dosra kaan kaisy jal gia?
Sardar: Phir Ambulance ko bhi call karni thi na!
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