KG vs UNI*
KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale…….
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
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*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come….
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy…..
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 755 views
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