Aik sardar cold drinks ki dukan
Aik sardar cold drinks ki dukan pe gaya or dukandar se bola!
Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai!
Dukandar ne khol di!
Phir Kaha Aik 7-up Bhi Khol
Dukandar ni khol di!
Phir kaha aik sprite bottle bhi kholo!
Dukandar ne khol di
Phir kaha aik Mountain Dew Bhi Kholo
Dukandar Ghusa ho gaya aur bola: Tu Konci payega kameny?
Sardar: Bhai peeni tu koi nahi bas mujhy inn botloon ki Thuss Thuss pasand hai
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