Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?

Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 539 views

Mareez

Marez:doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay or ab to danto main kerah bhi lag gya hay.bataye doctor sahib main kya karon?

Doctor….aap aik mahn tak ras or chay lein is ke alawa kuch na khayein .

Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras& khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar

kere ko acha na laga,foran bahir nikal kar kehne laga

Uncle aj ras nahi hay kya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I cheated

Gf – “I cheated.” Bf – “So what do u think I love u?I was also cheating u for past 2 yrs.”

Girl cried & said “I was talking about exams.”

Boy:oOops

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mirgi Ke Daure Ka Ilaaz

Medical Ka Teacher Class Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Tha

Teacher: Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Mirgi Ka Attack Ho To Usko Lambe Samaye Tak Kiss Karo, Wo Theek Ho Jayegi

Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Excited Hokar Bola

Pappu: Par Sir, Usko Ye Attack Dilayen Kaise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Teacher to Student

Teacher to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)