Ek memon ki plate se murgi ka
ek memon ki plate se murgi ka tukda utha kar billi bhaag gayi
memon ne bahot koshish ki use pakadne ki par pakad na saka
to bola ya allah is ka sawaab abba marhoom ko mile..
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