'3 bar lion roar karay to kia hota ha???

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Tom and Jerry shuru hota hai :....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 876 views

1 Murgi ne india pakistan

1 Murgi ne india pakistan
border par 1 Anda diya.
Dono desh
1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss
karega
anda uska hoga,
Indians ne 20,000 pakistani
Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,
Pakistani excited ho kar bole:=
Ab humari bari hai. Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda
tum hi rakh lo.. =D :O =

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife: khane main kya banau?

Wife: khane main kya banau?
Huband: kuch bhi bana lo..kya
banaogi?

Wife: jo aap kaho
Husband: dal chawal bana lo

Wife: subah hi toh khaye the
Husband: toh roti sabzi bana lo

Wife: bachche nahi khayenge
Husband: toh chhole puri bana lo

Wife: mujhe fried cheezon se
heavy lagta hai

Husband: egg bhurji bana lo
Wife: aaj thursday hai
Husband: paranthe?

Wife: raat ko paranthe nahi khana chahiye
Husband: hotel se mangwa lete
hain

Wife: roz roz bahar ka nahi khanachahiye

Husband: toh phir kya banaogi?
Wife: jo aap kaho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ne pressure cooker kharidA

Santa ne pressure cooker kharida;
dusre din wapis kiya;
S'keeper-
Q wapis kiya ?

Santa-
ghar me jawan betiyan he or ye sala sitiya bajata hai . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pita Tum Pass Nahi Hue Ho

Pita Tum Pass Nahi Hue Ho Tumhara Naam Paper Me Nahi Hai

Beta Sabhi Panne Bhare Hue Hain,
Ab Mera Naam Kahan Likhte.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakistani to American

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)