Santa ik STD te gaya

Santa ik STD te gaya. STD operator nu 2 thapar lagaye te phone karan lagga.
Poocho kiyuunn?

Kiyunki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 889 views
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