Why do girls close their eyes

Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess…
Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
:-O

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 873 views
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