Wo kehti hai k Bhool jao Mujhe....!

Mei usey kaisey smjhaun k mene Ratta nhi Lagaya,, Mere Concepts clear hain

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 810 views

Can u think k

Can u think k
"2+5=11"
kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thora aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise aye
"GHALTI SE"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Bohat kum Aaye Hain

Larka: Ro kyu rhi ho?
Larki: Mere Marks Boht kum aye hain.

Larka:kitne aye hain?
=Larki:sirf 88%

Larka: Bibi Khuda ka khof kr
Itne mei to 2 larke Pass ho jate hein.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aadmi mango juice ka glass le

Aadmi mango juice ka glass le kar baitha tha..!!

Dost aaya aur fataak se juice pee liya.!!!

Aadmi – Meri to yaar kismat he kharaab hai.. :(Beta fail ho gaya,

biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi,
ghar me chori ho gayi,
nal me paani nahi,
ghar me light nahi...
'
Ab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha aur wo bhi tu pee gaya kaminey! :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mqm jelsa

Wife to Husband: Aap aaj khana paka rahe hain ya nahi?

Husband: Nahi na khana pakaon ga na kapre dhoun ga na safai karon ga.

Wife: Ok main MQM office main Phone ker ke bol deti hun, ke main jalsay main nahi aa rahi wo waja pochain ge to bata don gi

Husband: Aray nahi begum main to mazaq kar raha tha tum jao

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)