SARDAR: Beta Ye Kaisi Machis Lay Kar Aaye Ho Ek Bhi Nahi Jal Rahi

SON :Kya Baat Kartay Ho Pappa Sub Check Kar Kay Laya Hoooon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 773 views

Dog Property Rules

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Kaju aur Badaam

1 Amma

Bus Conductar ko Roz Kaju or Badaam Khanay ko deti thi.

Conductar: AMMA, aap mujhe Roz ye Kyun deti ho?

Amma: Beta, Daant to rahe nahi, Choos kar Phenk dena Theek Nahi Lagta...:i hai.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

WakeeL: Tum Ne PoLice Officer Ki Jaib Mein

WakeeL: Tum Ne PoLice Officer Ki Jaib Mein JaLti Hui Teeli Q Daali.?

Pathan: Ye Hum ko boLa
"Kaam Karwana Hai To pehLe Humara "JaiB" Garam Karo"..

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Birthday Party

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:

"You are not getting older. You are just getting better."

Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."

It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP.
YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)