An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

by sana (few years ago!) / 1086 views

Agar sache dil se

Teacher:
Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!

Student:
Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Maths Teacher Was Teaching

Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

Santa: Ton! Ton! Ton!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li,

Teacher: Usne khud khushi kar li, usse khud khushi karni padi, difference batao.

Student: Pehle wala padha likha berozgar tha, doosra shaadi shuda tha.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

WIFE in romantic mood

On Weekend Night, WIFE in romantic mood:

“Aaj muje Rassi se bandh do or jo krna chaho kr lo.

Husband ne usay bandha

Or

dosto k saath ghoomne chala geya

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se

Keh Do Un ParhNe WaLo Se,
Kabhi Hum Bhi ParHa Krte Thay,
Jitna SyLLabus Parh Kr Wo Top Krte hain,
Utna To Hum Choice Mein CH0R DIA KARTAY THAY. ;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)