Behcare Santa Banta
Santa Aur Banta Shehar Mein Aaye Aur Zindagi Mein Pehli
Baar Rikshaw Dekha.
Santa Rikshaw Dekh Ke Bola.
Santa: “Dekho Kitna Chhota Taanga Hai”
Banta: “Haan Aur Gadha To Dekho, Aadmi Jesa Dikhta Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 740 views
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Shadi se phele Ka
PYAR:
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“Janu Tum Nahi
To Main Nahi
OR
Main Nahi
To Tum NAhi”
AUR
Shadi K Bad Ka
Pyar:
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“KAMINI”
Aaj Tu Nahi
YA Main Nahi….:P:P
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Wife: "I am Beautiful",
Which tense is this?
Santa : Past tense!!
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Sardar:
Tum Shadi Shuda Ho?
Pathan:
Han, Humara Aurat Say Shadi Hua Ha
Sardar:
Bewakuf, To Kia Mard Se B Shadi Hoti Ha
Pathan:
Han Humara Bahen Ka Hua Ha.
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Tom-Papa Mai Kal School Nai Jaunga Papa-Q
Beta?
Tom-Aj School Me Hamara Wazan Kiya Gya
Papa-To Kya Hua?
TOm-Aaj Wazan Kiya Hai Kal Bech Diya To?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Love V/s Daaru..
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Love: Pagal Banata Hai.
Daru: Mood Fresh Karti Hai.
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Love: Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai.
Daru: Pee Kar Neend Ach6i Ati Hai. .
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Love: Me Date Ke 2000/-
Daru: 1 Botle K 350/-.
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Love: Me Sabki Suno.
Daru: Pee Kar Sabko Sunao. .
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Faisla Aapke Haath Me.
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Piyo Sir Utha Ke..
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Jiyo Larkharake.. :-D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
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Before Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Ek upar ek tum.
After Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Woh kya tera baap upar lalten leke khada hai..!
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Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:
.Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga..Aur Bola:
.Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon.Aur.Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. …
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan: mery dada ny 1857 ki jang men dushman ki tangain kat di thin…
D0st: Gerdnain q nai katin?
Pathan: W0 k0i pehly he kat gya tha!!!
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Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye magr osy fail kar dia gya. Sawalon k jawab ye the
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1.Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoy?
Ans: apni last larai mn
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2.Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoye?
Ans:safhay k aakhir mn
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3 .Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he?
Ans: shadi
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4 .daryae sind kahan behta he?
Ans:zameen par
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5 .Aap 8 logon mn 3 aam kesy divide karen ge?
Ans:milk shake bana kar
;-(;-(theek to bataya tha .
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