Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Marriage Broker: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?

Man: Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views
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by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
jab bhi main is talwaar ko

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Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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