PATHAN Ki Bus Nehar Me Gir Gai
POLICE: Bus Kesy Giri?

PATHAN:Muje Ni Pta!
POLICE : Q?

PATHAN : Wo Aj Helper Ni Aya
To Me Pechy Kraya Lene Gya Hua Tha.. ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 1049 views

Gujju premi

Gujju premi:darling mere kan me kuch halkasa kuch
narmsa kuch namkin sa kuch mitha sa kaho
Premika:dhokla.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Father to son

Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare
his parents."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khushkismat Hai Tu Dost

Do Purane Dost Kafi Time Baad Achanak Raste Mein Mile,

Ek Doosre Ka Haal-Chaal Puchne Par Maloom Hua Ki Dono Shaadi Kar Chuke The.

Ek Ne Pucha: “Kaisi Hai Tumahari Biwi?”

Dusre Ne Khush Ho Kar Bataya: “Meri Biwi Ka Kya Kehna Yaar, Wo To Swarg Ki Apsara Hai”
Pehla Udaas Hokar Bola: “Khush Kismat Hai Bhai, Meri To Abhi tak Jinda Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 boy to another

1 boy to another:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya…! Hahahaha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Republicans Democrats

The difference between Republicans & Democrats

A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

The republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, He decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republicans pocket and gave him fifty dollars.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)