A friend asks sardar how was your exam?

Sardar: It was okey but i couldn’t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views

Ek Ravan Dus

Ek Ravan Dus Sarr Bees Aankhein, Phir Bhi Nazar Ek Ladki “Seeta” Par,

Ek Tum Ek Sarr Do Aankhein Phir Bhi Nazar Har Ladki Par.

Ab Batao Asli Ravan Kaun?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ragging ke waqt ladko ne

ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai? ladki-bihar mein

boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai....!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GIRL 2 DOCTOR

GIRL 2 DOCTOR;

GIRL: Dr sahab mer lips per infection hogya hy?

Dr;ap mobile pe kitne dair bat krti hen?

Girl; mobile kharab hy, islye 1 weak se koe bt nhi ki,

Dr;phr lips pe infection nhe balky lips pe zang lag gaya hy, %arsi%

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta ki search

Santa: Yaar google per ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna.

Banta: Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?

Aur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k Google per kon se number bus jati hy?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Office jate waqt

Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gaya

Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)