ALJEBRA
A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:
If x=y & y=z then
it means x=z.
Give an exmple.
STUDENT:
Sir,
i Love u & u love ur daughter,
it means i love ur daughter...!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views
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