A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:

If x=y & y=z then
it means x=z.

Give an exmple.

STUDENT:
Sir,
i Love u & u love ur daughter,
it means i love ur daughter...!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 922 views

There were three birds

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Khud Ko Kr Nalayak Itna

Khud ko kr nalayak itna ki koi b book padne se pehle,
uska har panna tumse khud puche
beta tabiyet to thik hai na?
aaj kaise yaad aa gaye hum....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pagal khali paper ko

Ek pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha
Doosra pagal: Ye kya hai?
Pahla: Love letter he
Doosra: Magar ye to khali he
Pahla: Aaj kal bol chaal band he :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Gold set gift

Chor ne apni mangetar ko gold ka set dia

mangetar(khushi se):jan is set ki keemat kia hai?
Chor:3 saal qaid,

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka

Doctor to Pathan Ap ko kelay ka chilka nazar ni aya jo ap phisal gae?

Pathan: Hum paon rakh k dekh raha tha k chilkey me kela to nhi ha:-|:-

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)