Santa : Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Gambhir Aur Bahut Bhayanak Bimari Hai.

Banta: Ye Bhayanak Bimari Aapko Kab Se Hain.Santa: Kaun Si Bimari.Aap kaun Ho??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views

Pathan Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne

Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot Lia,
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Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti Hai Na,
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Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

yar tere our bhabhi ki jodi

Santa- yar tere our bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai.
Banta- kahan yar, na to yeh dharti me samati hai our, na he ise koi utha k le jata he..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aj din paper da,

Babbu maan's.... Aj din paper da, ajj padhna paina, Degree nal paya panga poora krna paina.., tusi pass krdeo thonu fark ni paina, je fail hogya mera kakh ne rehna

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Return Ticket Nahi Kharida

Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Banta:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Santa:
Shukar Hai Mainay
Return Ticket Nahi Kharida

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)