Doctor Owr Allah Ko Khabi
Doctor owr Allah ko khabi naraz mat karna
Kionke jab Allah naraz hota hai, tu wo Doctor ke pas bhej daita hai
Owr jab Doctor naraz hota hai, tu wo Allah ke pas bhej daita hai
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 964 views
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