Bhole Santa Ko Har Koi Lootta Hai
Santa Sheeshe Wale Ki Dukan Par Shisha Kharidne Gaya.
Santa: “Mujhe Mazboot Shisha Do”
Dukandar: “Ye Lijiye Shisha”
Santa: “Guarntee To Hai Na”
Dukandar: “Pure 99% Ki”
Santa: “Matlab?”
Dukandar: “Agar Aap 100 Feet Se Giraoge To 99 Feet Tak Nahi Tootega”
Santa: “Ohh To Fir Jaldi Se Pack Kar Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 943 views
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Due to following translations..?
1. main aam aadmi nai hon?
(I am not a mango man)
2. Sarda or garma phal hain?
(Colda & hota are fruits)
3.Mujhe b english aati he?
(English comes to me also)
4. Do or Do barabar chaar?
(Give & Give equal to four)
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(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)
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(Tablets are walking on the road)
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Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to …??
Pappu:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to…??
Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red nahuyi to…??
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Boyfrnd - O very good I am very happy!
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