Bhole Santa Ko Har Koi Lootta Hai
Santa Sheeshe Wale Ki Dukan Par Shisha Kharidne Gaya.
Santa: “Mujhe Mazboot Shisha Do”
Dukandar: “Ye Lijiye Shisha”
Santa: “Guarntee To Hai Na”
Dukandar: “Pure 99% Ki”
Santa: “Matlab?”
Dukandar: “Agar Aap 100 Feet Se Giraoge To 99 Feet Tak Nahi Tootega”
Santa: “Ohh To Fir Jaldi Se Pack Kar Do“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 877 views
Similar Jokes
Kisi behri jahaz main kain log safar kar rehy the
achanak aik chota sa bacha samandar main ja gira,
jahaz main halchal mach gai, thori der bad aik
nojawan bachy ko good main liye samandar se nikal
aya. logo ne is ki bahadari ki tareef ki.& & &
Nojawan bola:”who sab to thek hay magar ye batao,
ke muje Dhaka kis ne diya tha.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
teacher:fees mafi di arji likho
santa:feees kini hai
tchr:20 rps
santa:mai nai likhni
tchr:kiu..?
mera bapu kehnda 10-20 rps lai kise landi buchi di minat nai karni
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wo mujhe kehte hai tumein janant bana don gi par banani us ko daal bi nai aati
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ek Ladke Ne Collge Mein Ek Ladki Ko Offer Maara.
Badle Mein Ladki Ne Us Se Puchha
“Hamesha Meri Baat Manoge,
Mujhe Kabi Kuch Nahi Kahoge,
Touch Bhi Nahi Karoge,
Kiss Bhi Nahi Karoge.”
Boyfriend: “Behen Tu Ghar Ja, Tere Mummy Papa
Chinta Kar Rahe Honge.“
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Apki Hansi Pe DIL Qurban
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Apki Muskan Pe ZINDGAI Qurban
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Or Agr AP K
SMS Ana Band Hwe To
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Ane wali
'BAKRA Eid'
Pe AP "QURBAN"
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Aik kutta doosray se:
Oye aaj kal jahan rush ho wahan se nikal jaya kr.
Doosra: Kyon?
Pehla: Salay, agr dhamaka hogya tu insanon ki moat maray ga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Opration se pehlay docter ne phoolun k har mangwae
mariz:ye kis lye?
Dockter:mera pehla opration hai agr kamyab howa to mere lye warna tere lye
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
An Invitiation
Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.
Daddy: Its ok my child.
But Next time You should invite me.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
TEACHER Wo konsa DEPARTMENT hy jis me ORAT kaam nhi kr sakti
STUDENT FIRE BRIGADE
Teacher kyon
Student AURTON ka kaam AAG lgana hay bhujana nahi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)