Pathan
Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?
Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya.
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