Larki apni Dadi se: Main school nahi jawongi. Rasty main larkay chairty hain
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DADI:Bahany mat banawo, mai bhi usi raste se roz bazar jati hon, Mujhe to koi nahi chairta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 766 views

Me School nahi jaunga

Son:Me School nahi jaunga
Mom:kyu?
Son:Naukri krunga
Mom:4thClass padhkar kya Kam karoge?
Son:3rd class ki ladkiyo ko tution padaunga;-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

fall in love

March 19th, 2014 by Nabeel, No Comments

The Human Brain is awesome

it functions 24 hours a day

from the day we are born

and only stops when

we are taking an exam

or

Fall in love

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

ek murgi

ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
k main etqaf main betha hoon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Churail bhi orat hoti hai

1 CHURAIL ne 60 saal k shadi shuda joray se kaha;
Me tm dono ki 1 khawish puri kr skti hun!
Bv: Me apnay shohar k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hon,
usny chari ghumai 2 tickets a gaey.
phir shohar sy poocha tum btao kya chahty ho.
Shohar:mujay apny sy 30 saal chhoti bv chahie.
Churail ny chari ghumai or shohar ko 90 saal ka kardia.
Moral:
Mard ko yad rakhna chahiay k churail b Aurat hoti hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Apnay Bachpan Ka Dost

Circuit -Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.

Munnabhai -Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circuit -Nehin bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)