Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders."I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible.""I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a baby in three months.""You must tell me what you did.""I went to a faith healer.""But I've tried that. My husband and Iwent to one for nearly a year and it didn't help a bit."The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 869 views

2 Saal Pehle ka Bukhar

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha...

Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.

Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha! Ab Naha Lun?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Interviewer : What is the reason to change thejob?

Interviewer : What is the reason to change the
job?
Funny Engineer : My previous company address was
changed, and they forgot to give me the address.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya. Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena...

Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha...?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

barr e azam

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by itrat batool (few years ago!)

Larki 1 Saal Bad Mr Gai

Larki 1 Saal Bad Mr Gai
Larka Buht Ro Rha Tha

1 Pathan Dilasa Dete Huwe Bola

Bas Yar China Ka Maal To Itna Hi Chaltä He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)