Malija sherawat

Malika sherawat ko airport custom par check
karate huye puchha gaya madam iss tifin box main
kya hain.
Malika sherawat: umm tang mat karo isme mere
kapade hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 905 views
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