Me gaya tga
Bv :sath wale ghar me larai hori hai mian bv ki ap bi aik bar jao na
husbnd:me 1,2 bar gaya tha
ye usi ka nateja hai..
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 766 views
Similar Jokes
Gf and Bf chatting in Romantic mood..
.
Bf- Janu bore ho rha hun, ek joke suna na.
.
Gf- okkkk... I LOVE U...
.
Bf- Acha tha, or ek suna...
.
* Blocked...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help.
It was President Bush.
President Bush was drowning, and the three boys rescued him.
President Bush thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.
The first boy wanted $10,000, so President Bush gave him the money.
The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so President Bush gave the boy a Ferrari.
The third boy wanted a wheelchair, President Bush said, "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped."
The boy replied, "I will be when my dad finds out whose life I saved."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lalu Prasad Yadav ka funny beta 1000 Watt ke bulb par Lalu Yadav ka naam likh raha tha.
Lalu Yadav: Bitwa, e ka kart ho?
Funny Beta: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Phatan Gehri Soch Mai
Wife: Kia Soch Rahe Ho?
Phatan: Ye Geo News Walon Ko Kese Pata Chalta He?
Wife: Kia?
Phatan: Yehi K
“Ap Dekh Rahe Hen
Geo News”…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardarji calls Air India."How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec
," says the rep.Thank you."
says the Sardarji and hangs up.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 sardar ne malton ki reri lagai.
6 din tak maltay nhi bikay or sukh kar chotay ho gaye.
satwen din sardar malton ko pani lagatay huay bola
Oye! nai vikna tay na viko par hosh te karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naman: Sir, mere ghar mein TV chodke baaki sabki chori hogayi hai Police: chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga Naman: mujhe kya pataa sir main us samay TV mein serial dekh rahaa thaa
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar:
Yar Aaj Maine Apni Bivi
Ko Kisi Aur K Sath Cinema Jatay Hue Dekha
Dost: Tou Un K Pechay Kyun Nahi Gae
Sardar:
Yar Maine Wo Film 4 Dafa Dekhi Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…
by taimur (few years ago!)