Pathan ka beta paida howa
Pathan ka beta paida howa to pathan dekh kar ro raha tha
kisi ne pocha q ro rahe ho? Pathan :10 sal bad bacha paida howa aur wo bi chota sa
by Ramzankhan (few years ago!) / 1041 views
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