wallima
Pakstani Walima me khana khane k 2 rules:
One: Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi
Two: Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha ;-)
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 835 views
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