Desi Old Man: Beta mere daant le ke aa.

Beta: Par pitashiri, abhi to bhojan tayar bhi nahi hua hai

Desi Old Man: Bhojan nahi khana, meine to sahmne wali buddhi ko smile deni hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views

Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon

Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!



Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Student

Students ki 7 Nishaniyan
1- Ratta marny ko Mehnat Kahna
2- Har semester mai ye azam karna ke "Es Semester mai sath sath Parhunga"
3- Mobile Off karky parhna owr 5, 5 mint baad mobile ON karke dekhna ke koi msg tu nahi aya
4- Group study mai bar bar kahna ke "Agar ab kesi ne chawal mari tu group se bahir"
5- Parhny se pahle Course ke Page ginna owr gin kar khof se band kar dena
6- Har Lecture ke End mai sath wale larka se pochna "yar tere pas kal wala lecture hai"
7- Yaar apni Degree ka koi Scope nahi

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

perfect log

Kuch log itne


Itne

Itne

Itne

Itne

"Perfect" hote hain k un k liye
Tareef k alfaz kam par jate hain
for Example

"Aap"

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Mujhe hi dekh lain!! ;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

papa

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.

by nadeem (few years ago!)