Desi Old Man: Beta mere daant le ke aa.

Desi Old Man: Beta mere daant le ke aa.

Beta: Par pitashiri, abhi to bhojan tayar bhi nahi hua hai

Desi Old Man: Bhojan nahi khana, meine to sahmne wali buddhi ko smile deni hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views
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