Pathan : Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?

Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 838 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Wife: Darling, I won the lottery

Wife: Darling, I won the lottery of Rs 5 crore, Go And pack Your Luggage… Husband: What We Have To Carry Sweetheart, Winter Clothes or Summer Clothes? Wife: Whatever, Pack your luggage and get out from here….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik pathan dosre pathan se

Aik pathan dosre pathan se
Aik over mein kitni ball phainki jati hain?

Dosra pathan: 6

Pehla pathan: ghalat, aik over mein aik hi ball 6 martaba phainki jati hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 bar santa USA Gya

1 bar santa USA Gya,wahan wo church mai gaya to achank wahn aawaz aai,'Tann' ittefaq se light bhi chali gai santa dar k bola,oye bhago Undertakr aa gya.... :-


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Golu-mere bete ka credit card

Golu-mere bete ka credit card chori ho
gya
molu-bank ko bataya
golu-nai
chor mere bete se kam kharch krta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa after interview

Santa after interview: Everything went fine till
the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess
I showed him the wrong thing!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
paani

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi koi burai hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Interview

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
5 rupy ka sawal

Faqeer: 5 rupy ka sawal haI baba. . . !
.
.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.
SHaikH: puchoO shayad mujhay aata hO.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa

Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha Pappu: “Daddy Aapki Love Marrige Hui Thhi Na?” Santa Hairan Ho Gaya Aur Pucha: “Haan Be, Par Tujhe Kaisi Pata?” Pappu: “Kyunki Aapni Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Mein Sirf 4 Months Ka Farq Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye

Santa : Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.

Sales man : Magar computer me inka kya kaam?

Santa : Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karta

Mairy khayal mai

Mari shadi main ao ge

Neutron in the Bar

The caption ofvteam

"How Many Senses DoesA Man H..

Sardar

Tum cricket dehkte ho

Stude well my child

Hum eid k liye kapre bnae ga

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook